AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE
FUCKING NAILED IT
I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.
i know there are good parts of reddit but like
the bad outweighs the good by a pretty large margin
if reddit was a person they would make the world’s worst first impression and then a few months later you find out they volunteered a few hours once in high school because they had to
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
@mitchroutman got the most darling photo of @tattyburvil and #mattsmith reuniting! #doctorwho love (x)
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
Okay, so we all know that River Song’s real name is Melody Pond. And, that the only reason why she went on to call herself River Song is because in Let’s Kill Hitler the Doctor reveals that that is what he calls her.
The Doctor says the name you choose is like a promise.
And I think that day because of whatever he whispered in her ear as he was dying, she chose that name and made her promise.
The promise to be his River Song.